Funny full forms of Big Companies

Funny full forms of Big Companies       1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT   2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output   3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses   4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions   5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems   6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping   7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds   8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines   9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly   10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors   11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings   12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible   13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort   14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers   15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go   17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.   18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India   19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.   20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana   21.PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments