Who is Jesus???

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:  1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:  1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Italian: 
1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an

American Indian: 
1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Irish: 
1. He never got married.. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
  But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a

woman: 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 Can I get an

AMEN!?!