Good One To Laugh

1 . FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man
tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
Friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a
Forest .
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL
Him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will
Just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are
FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
Your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
From Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is
Built for" - Albert Einstein