Punjabi woman & her mother....

Punjabi woman says  to her mother: 'I'm  divorcing Kuldip...
all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a
50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother  responds: 'You're  married to a millionaire lawyer ...
you live in  an 8 bedroom mansion in Canada, you drive a 
Mercedes 300SEL ... you get  $10,000 a week allowance ...  
you take 6  vacations a year .....   ..........
and  you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'