3 idoits .... Chatur speech on convocation
Pichale 32 saal se inhone nirantar iss colg mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye, umeed hai aage bhi karte rahenge.
Hame toh ashchrya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jivan kaal me itni balatkar kaise kar sakta hai, inhone kadi tapasiya se apne aap ko is kabil bunaya hai.
Waqt ka sahi upyog, ghanti ka purna istemal koi inse sikhe sike inse sike. Aaj hum sab chatra yaha pe kal desh videsh me fail jaaye, vaada hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge.
ICE ka naam roshan karenge. Dikha denge sabko jo balatkar karne ki
shamta yaha ke chatro mein hai, wo sansar ke kisi chatra mein nahi.
No othr chatra no othr chatra. Adarniya mantriji namashkar aapne is sansthan ko wo chis di jiski hume sakth jarorat thi - Stan. Stan hota sabi ke pas hai, sab chupa ke rakhte hai, deta koi nai.
Apne apna stan is balatkari purush ke haat de diya. Ab dekhiye ye kaisa iska upyog karta hai.
Swarna akshar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai. Uthamam datadad paadam, madhyam paadam tuchk-tuchk. Ganishtam thur-thuriya paadam, sursuri pran ghatgam.
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