Missing Wife
A man* went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: *
*Man: I lost my wife (misty eyes)** *
*Inspector: What is her height *
*Man: I never noticed *
*Inspector: Slim or healthy *
*Man: Not slim can be healthy *
*Inspector: Colour of eyes *
*Man: Never noticed *
*Inspector: Colour of hair *
*Man: Changes according to season *
*Inspector: What was she wearing *
*Man: Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly *
*Inspector: Was somebody with her ????????? *
*Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden
chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left
foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt
studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog
together…. And the man started crying….. *
*Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!! *
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