A new poem by Pam Ayres

A new poem by Pam Ayres

 With Love From Me To You


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 *Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits*
 *                 ** By Pam Ayres*


 * *Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
 Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
 Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
 Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.


 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
 It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
 And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
 Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits


 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
 When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
 And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
 I wish I'd looked after me tits.


 When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
 When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
 When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
 Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.


 When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
 From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
 Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
 Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits


 When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
 Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
 Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
 I wish I'd looked after me tits.


 When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
 When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
 When people see less of them rather than more,
 Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits


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God gives cloth, wood and fire even to a dead man,
It is so sad that the living man keeps worrying...

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing
it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."-Buddha

A good way to change someones attitude is to change our own, because the
same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think it, so think beautifully.