ADULT HUMOR

What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation??

He is a Bai-sexual.
 
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Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must workout a Code: If I want SEX Iwil press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
 
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A boss has to interview four girls for secretary position.He thought of a question and asked each one of them: A woman normally has two mouths. Whats the difference between the two?
The first one answered: One can talk but the other can't.
Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
Third answered: one is hairy, the other isnt.
The last one answered one is for my use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: You're appointed.
 
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