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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

May be the nicest mail ever

 
 I AM THANKFUL:  FOR THE WIFE 
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 



FOR THE HUSBAND

WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR THE TEENAGER

WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR THE TAXES I PAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED 




FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY 

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.



FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. 




FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
 



FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING 

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME 



FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT 

BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
 


FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT 
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING 
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.



FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
because it means I can hear



FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING 

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
 



FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
 
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. 




FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
 
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL

BECAUSE  IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME. 


SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.
 
Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

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