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Monday, March 22, 2010

WASTE NOT - WANT NOT


 
 
Just in time for tax season...
Waste not, want not.


At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an 
inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned 
to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy 
a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the 
roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up 
and send them back to the bandage company and every 
now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that 
his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, 
in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do 
with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector 
was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and 
every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how 
he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. 
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send 
them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they 
send us a complete dick."

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