BALLAYYA RESUME

                                                                  BALLAYYA RESUME

Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)

AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters

Experience: 30 years industry

Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)

side role- 1979(14 flops)

Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Skills: moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest

(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),

playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements:  world records in flops

Role Model:       Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.

Project Details--
1.         Bike riding on ground and in air
2.         Climbing any mountain with hands 3.         Pulling chair front and sending train back with hand signals

Leadership skills--

Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

Special Attraction--

1.hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

2.having laser eye (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)

3.senseless talking in functions, interviews

 

 

Conclusion:

 

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

 

The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,

"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".