Love is Happier Elsewhere

Love is  Happier Elsewhere
A  man knocks the door and ask the woman opening the door of the house in
the  neighborhood, “Ma’am do you have Vagina?”
Angry  woman slams the door shut and man leaves. Next day the door was
again knocked at  and same man asked, “Ma’am do you have Vagina?”. Woman utters
bad words and  closes the door. It happened again and woman’s husband says
next time you open  the door, I will hide and straighten the man out.
The  man came again and asked, “Ma’am do you have Vagina?” The husband was
listening  in a hiding behind the wife. The wife says, “Yes I do, what is
your problem?”

In  a fury the man says, “Then tell your husband to use yours and not my
wife’s”