Men will never listen

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet, but each time he looked up the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied.

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he use the plane's new prototype women's loo, But he mustn't press any of the buttons inside. They were labelled WW,WA pp and ATR.

The man's curiosity got the better of him and he started pressing the buttons. When he pressed WW, warm, fragrant water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought Wow, the women really have it made.

Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP. This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR. When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse, 'What happened to me? The last thing i remember is that i was in the new ladies' room on a plane.'

Yes. Apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for Automatic Tampon Removal. Your penis is under your pillow!