Milking it

*Milking it

*A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it
somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed,
kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously
thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under
weight! You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, *"I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came." *