deserving reward

One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally  fell from a ridge
into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river,  saw the accident.
Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged  the wet
president out of the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys,  you saved the President of the United
States today. You deserve a  reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please,  I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"

"I'll  personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush.

"I'd like a pair of Nike Air  Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to  you," said the grateful Bush.

"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo  in it," said the third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son,  you're not handicapped! "

"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I  saved you from drowning."