Incredible India

*We live in a nation ,*

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where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police,*

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Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,*

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Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,*

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Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to
any charity,*

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Where the footwear, we wear, is sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that
we eat, are sold at footpath,*

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Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be
famous,*

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Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids
with real lemon.*

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Where people standing at tea stall reading an article about child
labourfrom a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to
phansi par
chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

Incredible India,*

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A MAN is the head of the family, the WIFE is the neck. The neck turns the
head exactly the way it wants.

Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save
it for a special occasion. Today is special.

Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, and, Your hand over my  mouth

In a day when you don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you
are travelling on the wrong path - Swami Vivekananda