Raapchik Jokes + 18 (Adult)

  Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked  "Why"?

  The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front".


 Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's  underwear?
  A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night.


            Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
            A: Because they are tired of using their own.


            Q: What's common between men and video?
            A: Both go  backward...forward...backward.

..forward...backward....forward...
            stop and eject.



            Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
            A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days
                 and if  it  doesn't come means you are in big trouble.


            Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
            A: A teabag.


            7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

            Beautiful,
            Responsible
            Energetic
            Adorable
            Sweet
            Truthful and
            Self-Organized.
            In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


            Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
            A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.


            Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
            A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When
            the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.


            Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the
                 girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
            A: The boy's hand.

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