Seven Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women:

*Seven Reasons

*Seven Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women:

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

3. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

4. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

5. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

6. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

7. *However*, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not
good.