Chinglish beats Hinglish - Genuinely Hilarious !!!!

China is the place to be for English teachers  WELCOME FOR COMING!? The Key to Existence is pushing ! Excuse me??

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I won't......
Promise.... 
But where on earth r u?

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'CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA' ;-)...

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Have a careful suicide.....

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I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot, please?

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Still din't understand.. . 
Neither did I......(May be a Bloody accident prone area).

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Data Breaker?!?!? ! Which dictionary do they follow for English, I m sure not from Karpration skool's Dictionary J?

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For the first time in history?. Bottled water in a can :D?

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Kamaal hai Chinese log.......

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Looks like one.....

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Okay sir/madam... ...

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Sorry i can't treasure the used one.....
Really can't?!!!

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Isko koi sulli pe chadha do yaar...

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R THEY UR RELATIVES??? ?

NICE TO MEET THEM...... ;-)?

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Thanx for the Suggestion?!! !

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Yes I WILL?..especially Chinese!!!

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Hahahaha?  

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Died on the table? Thanks 4 ur Corporation. .!!!