Death at Jerusalem

A Man and his Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,
the Wife passed away. The Undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her
shipped home for $5,000, or you can Bury her Here, in the Holy Land, for
$150."



The Man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
Home.

The Undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your Wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"

The Man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't
take that Chance.