Small Town in Australia

The only cow in a small town in Australia stopped giving milk.  The
townsfolk found they could buy a cow in india quite Cheaply.  They brought  the
cow from india and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and
everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'dnever
have to worry about their milk supply again.  They put the bull in the
pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would
move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull and he was never able to do the deed.  The people were very upset and
decided to go the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask
 his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
 from the back, she moves forward, they said When he approaches her from
the  front, she backs off.  If he attempts from the one side, she walks away
to  the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did
you by chance, buy this cow in india?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had
bought the cow over from india.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said, "How did you know we got the cow in
india?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from  india"