Gujju Smile

 

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)

 

 

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

 

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.

 

 

 

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?

 

 

 

Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,

kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA

 

 

 

Dictionary:
Sano........ ...Snow
Egg-joss.... ...Exhaust
Fota........ ...Photos
Lipistik.... ......Lipstick
Phast....... ...Fast
Phlowur..... ...Flower
Gilas....... ...Glass
Palty/Partee. ......... Party
Gorment..... ....Goverment
Peeja....... ...Pizza
Panj........ ..Sponge
Die Vos......... ...Divorce
New Brand......Brand New
Istill...... ...Steel
Jee TV.........Zee TV
Yuniversity. ...University
Istawbury... ......Strawberry
Isscooter... ...Scooter
Dismiss..... ...Screwdriver
Kale........ ...Tommorrow/ Yesterday
Vija........ ....Visa