Healing Service

*Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service On TV.
The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be
healed to go To their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the
other hand on The body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and Slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on
the set and her Left Hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her
great pain.
Then Grandpa (Oom Dawie) got up, went to the TV and
placed his Right hand on the set and his left hand on his private part.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, do you??!!
The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, "NOT To raise the dead"!!!!*