FUNNY SMS.............ENJOY

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then
what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell
into the well, and drowned.
The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
works!"

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....and ends in
ashes...
But dont worry -
we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True
love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

when i
ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give
me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U
REALLY DEAF ?

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring
means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone
idiot

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it
functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness
in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

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