THE GRACEFUL SEX

The grandmother was worried about yet virgin granddaughter
going out with boys, so she advised, "You know about those
damn boys, they go out with you, then he will try to kiss you,
you will of course like it, but don't let him get away."

Grandma continued, "But if he got away, then he is going to try feeling
your plump boobs, you are going to like it but don't let that sob get  away."

Grandma pushed on, "Now if he got away, then he is going to lift your
skirt, move his hand on your thighs between the legs and damn you will  love it
a lot, but don't let him get away."

Grandma took a deep long breath, and stressed "Now most important  thing,
listen carefully he then will pull your clothes down and get  on top of you,
 you will enjoy it but don't let him get  away that will disgrace our
family."

The young girl made a good mental note. She returned
late in the night with full of happiness and satisfaction."

Grandma inquired,  "What happened?"


Young girl explained, "I did just what you said, when the SOB got on top of
 my
nude body with that thing hanging between his legs, I flipped, turned him
over got on top of him and disgraced not ours, but his family."