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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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enjoy this.... read  the  intro at the end .......
AFTER LONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,

IT IS CONFIRMED THAT YUVARATNA NANDAMURI BALAKRISHNA IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE - 


DHOOM-3 


Shooting has already been started .......

A Clip of the movie is given below ....

Just go through the mail step by step...
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BALAYYA Chasing Villains...
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Can't predict anything
- He is the "ONE & ONLY" !!

If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....
 
1.
Balakrishna makes onions cry
2.
Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by
Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4.
Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5.
Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6.
Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When
Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When
Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is
Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11.
Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge
Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to
Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14.
Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell
Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16.
Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit
Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When
Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19.
Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20.
Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming.
Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23.
Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24.
Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25.
Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is
Balakrishna.
28.
Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29.
Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline,
Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of
Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect",
Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with
Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When
Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36.
Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37.
Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38.
Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39.
Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40.
Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41.
Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "
Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes
Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,
Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46.
Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than
Balakrishna are his films.
48.
Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is
Balakrishna there is no other way. 
 












For those who don't know, Balakrishna (aka Balayya) is a (funny) telugu hero...

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